Things I don’t
review: everything else. Like theatre shows.
That’s just a thing,
I just don’t ever. Mostly because I can talk about books and what I like and
don’t like and not look like a dick, or if I do look like a dick (which I
might) then I don’t really care that
much because I’m confident enough about what I do and don’t like and what I do
and don’t know to throw my opinions out there in the general direction of The
Internets and not be all that bothered whether anyone else agrees.
When it comes to
anything else though I’m not sure I can get beyond ‘yes nice I like it’ and
‘yak 0/10 do not recommend’ and so I just…don’t. Hush. I see you there, reading
this at your computer screen eyebrows raised quizzically and wondering what, actually,
I am talking about because all of these words, do they even have a point?

