JasperCat: *walks past*
Me [from sofa]: *makes cat summoning noise*
Jasper: *stops, pricks up ears, looks around*
Jasper: what was that?
Jasper: who said that??? was it you, rug?
Me: *repeats cat summoning noise*
Jasper: *spins around* did you say something, tail?
Jasper: THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!! *jumps on sofa and snuggles me for safety*
Me: mission accomplished!